Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
HOLD UP, is Armin the narrator what oh my god I never knew this, is this for real
WHAT IF HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT SURVIVES AND IS RETELLING THE STORY
NOBODY MOVE I’M WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW SHUT UP OK
Today I found this website where you can type in a TV Show and the website tells you how long it would take you to watch the show without breaks.
So first I tried Game of Thrones:
Then I typed in Doctor Who (started at the 9th Doctor):
That’s a lot of time!
Well and then I tried Sherlock…
lets try adding all the RT videos together
LET’S DO IT
It’s gonna take me over four days to finish Charmed. oh well I didn’t have a life anyway fuck finals
do you ever just connect with that one fictional character even though your life is nothing like theirs somehow you just understand them completely and get what they’re going through
Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.
Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.
They are the English majors.
They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
are you fucking kidding me
NO YOU REALLY DO
idk what i expected but it wasn’t this
ok that was awesome
It’s like a villaness song in a Disney movie…
y’all could have mentioned this is MISS SHIRLEY FUCKING BASSEY being her INCREDIBLE SELF.